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theatlantic: The Tweet That Begins the Zombie Apocalypse

This is not the kind of Tweet you want to see from a feed that describes itself as “an automated Twitter feed provided by the Illini-Alert System” that is “not actively monitored by a human being.” In essence, we have a robot reporting to us that some kind of hazardous material — what, we don’t know and can’t discover — has been released within a biotechnology research center.The Institute for Genomic Biology has a wide variety of research programs including stuff like “host-microbe systems.”
For 52 minutes, that was all the information that was available. Then, two tweets came in fairly quick succession. The first said that the “spill” was “contained within the building.” The second said that the building had been safely evacuated and “The fire department is on scene.”[…]

theatlanticThe Tweet That Begins the Zombie Apocalypse

This is not the kind of Tweet you want to see from a feed that describes itself as “an automated Twitter feed provided by the Illini-Alert System” that is “not actively monitored by a human being.” In essence, we have a robot reporting to us that some kind of hazardous material — what, we don’t know and can’t discover — has been released within a biotechnology research center.The Institute for Genomic Biology has a wide variety of research programs including stuff like “host-microbe systems.”

For 52 minutes, that was all the information that was available. Then, two tweets came in fairly quick succession. The first said that the “spill” was “contained within the building.” The second said that the building had been safely evacuated and “The fire department is on scene.”[…]

 
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    the threat hasn’t even been neutralized, just “mitigated”. i’ll get the fallout shelter ready
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    There was an article on Jezebel today about how zombie apocalypse jokes aren’t funny, and it made me glad to be on the...
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    … Seriously! ESCAPE AREA IF SAFE TO DO SO? Because of a hazardous materials spill at an Institute for GENOMIC BIOLOGY?!...
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    Most unsettling text message you could ever get at 10pm. When I got it, I said, well I’m in some shelter right now...
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    This is my school. And of course the zombipocalypse happens when I’m out of town. Nothing cool ever happens to me.
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    From The Atlantic,...It’s perhaps time to rethink the words utilized by this alarm system.
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    zombie apocalypse
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