January 2009
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
– – Leo Tolstoy
Scotch tape, either change your name or get me drunk. I nearly choked last...
– Stephen Colbert (via soupsoup) (via inadvisable)
This is not authorized by us. The Simpsons’ does not, and never has, endorsed...
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– Quote of the Day: Simpson’s executive producer Al Jean, reacting to Bart Simpson voice actor, and big-time Scientologist, Nancy Cartwright using her character’s voice to promote a Scientology event.
(via thedailywhat)
(via hilarysiegel)
thank god (or whoever) for that
Snuggie Sightings →
(via amandalynferri)
screw snuggies! I still want one of these! had my fingers crossed for christmas and my birthday. looks like I need to get myself a present.
Complaint #349
whitewhine:
“I hate Google’s new icon. It’s fugly.”
-Whine by Robyn
agreed.
two things with epic names
I heard about both these things for the first time today. both make great album titles, tattoos or better still names for cocktails:
“Yeah, can I get three Danger Triangles and a Power Violence with no ice, please!”
The truth is, marijuana probably isn’t going to make you kill people. Most...
– Randy Marsh, South Park (via herro)
…and then you get these articles about how unhealthy modern life is in the...
– Dylan Moran
Bart Simpson is spreading the word of Scientology →
livesophia:
Matt Groening is gonna be pissed!
Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, is using the cartoon character’s voice in Scientology robo (automated) calls that promote one of their alien events.
That must go against the terms of her job contract in one way or another!
Click here to hear the robo call.
“It’s as if we’d heard Bugs Bunny making a speech for Hamas...
THIS is what's wrong with America. →
livesophia:
This really bothers me.
dutchwest:
Whipits, the shortest sketch show in history. We shot this over a year ago and Atom recently debuted it on their site. Reblog if you digg!
funny. these guys should get paid for this.
muxtape is back and new →
The feedback we’ve gotten from readers is that only every third issue of MAD is...
– MAD editor-in-chief John Ficarra on going quarterly
via Jeff Rubin
I would be a happier person if someone would made me bentos like these.
andreaallen:
Firstright - Timelapse HDR Sunset - Fattal (via vimeo)
I love timelapses, and this one’s a real treat!
staggering! btw: sis and I agree that andrea allen looks a lot like a young version of our mom. and I mean that in the best way possible…..if anybody still needed proof that I’m a creep and no good at giving compliments….
annamarie:
Look at all these attractive people! I think my boyfriend is the handsomest boy I know.
samreich:
A montage of footage I took in January with the Canon 5D Mark ii. Life is beautiful.
Edit: The song is “Chicago,” by Sufjan Stevens.
factsaboutbarracudas:
Kiki Devonne shows us her pride and joy.
I gotz to getz me one a dem krautpots, yall! had D and S over this morning because last night S wouldn’t believe me when I told her how shitty my current crib is. she agrees now.
so this is happening
stayed with my parents for my 28th birthday. all of my four best mates came to visit. we sat around in mum and dad’s living room and drank. sis was there. everyone was bored to tears but it was still so sweet. just hanging around like back in the days, but all the while all “grown up” and somehow out of place. chugged single malt with sis until about 6am debating everything from...
creative people in their apartments →